Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Logan Kings]

Granted,
But you get slaughtered by a confused Centaur when you're there.

I wish I had somethign to eat

[Corliss Malfoy]

Granted,
But somehow your food comes to life and eats you!!

I wish I was done cleaning the kitchen.

[Logan Kings]

Granted,
You now have to clean the rest of your house.

I wish I wasn't so tired

[James Sirius Potter]

granted you are dead

I wish that my parents would lay off me for a while

[Logan Kings]

Granted,
But the rest of the world gets in your face.

I wish I could do a no-handed cartwheel

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but when you perform it you fall and snap your spinal cord bye bye

I wish that my mum didn't have clothes limits

[Logan Kings]

Granted,
But she decided she wants to wear all of your clothes, and trashes them, so you have to wear hers, and you get made fun of for the rest of your life.

I wish school didn't start in five weeks.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted it starts tomorrow

I wish that I could have been able to sleep last night.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted, but you sleep through the next year, and when yuo wake up, this site is dead, all of your friends have died, and nobody remembers you.

I wish my dog wasn't freaking out.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted he has a scat fit instead

I wish that I had something to post somewhere on this board

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
Everyone now wants to rp with you! But you get so busy, that you can't reply to any of it, and everyone on the site hates you! (Sorry! ^^)

I wish I, too, had more to reply to

[James Sirius Potter]

granted (exactly the same thing happens)
(sorry me being lazy)

I wish that I could buy stuff from itunes without paying anything

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But all the bands you bought from get really pissed and come to your house and kill you.

I wish I had a cell phone

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but on the first day it breaks and it doesnt have a warrentee

I wish that I had much more to reply to

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted. (Same as before. Gawd I'm lazy!)

I wish this site wasn't dying.