Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Zane Lestrange]

THE SITE IS NOT DYING!

Granted, instead we end up with millions of members so you don't know who's who.

I wish we had more members who weren't Weasleys.

[Teddy Lupin]

Granted, we get more Malfoy's instead.
Now how that happens? I guess Draco got busy x33

I wish for a can of diet pepsi.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But it's poisoned, and it kills you!

I wish for chocolate cake.

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted, yet as you receive the chocolate cake Kia appears from no where and pushes your face right into the cake, sorry about that.

I wish for some cookie dough ice cream.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But Sparkle randomly breaks into your house, steals your ice cream and runs away.

I wish I could think of a good nickname for Zane

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted, but then I think up a better one and you're back to square one.

I wish I could make sparkle a special mod.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But she goes power mad, and chases everyone on the site away.

I wish my little sister was less insane.

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted but with the lack of insanity she goes extremely hyper and you have to look after her on your own.

I wish I could visit America.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But Jazzie, Sparkle, and Weegie (I think Weeg is American) all come to show you around, and drive you insane, ruining all of your expectations, and making your memories of the USA horrible, and terrifying

I wish I could visit Japan.

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted unfortunately you fold all your money into an origami swan and it flies away on the breeze.

I wish I wish I wish, that Victoire would fall in love with Teddy.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But Rosie kills Vikki

I wish Taya wasn't so insane

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted but all the other character of 'Mora grow as insane as she used to be.

I wish I was better at html

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But since you're so good, Weegie has nothing to do as Graphic Mod, and commits suicide

I wish I used Logan more.
(I'm too lazy)

[Zane Lestrange]

NNNNOOOOO WEEGIE!!!!!!!!

Granted but Logan overtakes Victoire and she gets forgotten.

I wish we could have really good events to draw in more members

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But so many people join, that it drives you insane, and you give Lottie your account. Lottie then goes poewr mad and kills us all, becoming the new Hitler.

I wish I could play the violin