Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted but you play so well that you get kidnapped by the Mafia to play for them whilst they eat dinner.

I wish I could play the electric guitar.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But you're murdered by the Jonas Brothers, becuase you're better than them

I wish the Jonas Brothers were more talented.
My friends' obsession with them would be more bearable, then

[Nikita Snape]

Granted,
but they are soo good that everyone loves them! They talk abou them all the time, and it blows your brains out.

I wish that I didn't have to clean my room.

[Logan Kings]

Granted.
But, your mom cleaned it for you, and threw all of your stuff away.

I wish I wasn't going away this weekend

[Nikita Snape]

Granted,
but when you stay home, all the lights go off, all your friends move away, and you don't have an internet connection. You are so depressed that you commit suicide. BYE!

I wish that I could relax just a tiny bit.

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted, unfortunately you relax way too much and fall into a coma bye!

I wish people would stop trying to hide secrets from me, because it's so not working xD

[averybently]

Granted,
people tell you everything! It turns out that it's not always fun to be talked to twenty four seven. You get a major head ache, and die. Sorry!


I wish that I could have a puppy.

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted, but the puppy goes crazy and tears up your house leaving everything in shreds. Sorry!

I wish I could speak Italian

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted (OMG! Me too! Hahaha)
But you travel to Italy and the mafia kidnaps you.

I wish I could streak my hair purple.

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted but unfortunately the dye turned out to be toad green instead of purple. Bad luck.

I wish I wasn't going camping.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but your family hate you forever for missing out on the camping trip

I wish I hadn't mised the last two weeks on the board.

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted, instead you missed a year. Nooo don't leave!

I wish it wasn't raining

[Lily Potter]

Granted,
It snows and turns to water in three second and floods the whole Earth!

It wish a could breath under water!

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted but you can't breath on the shore so can't talk to us lovely people

I wish that my results are good

[Lily Potter]

Granted,
but they are so good you get shipped to a new school and they have no computers!

I wish James wasn't so protective.