Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Logan Kings]

Granted,
But you start hanging out with your cousin and find out he/she is a total dork. Then they start chasing away all of your friends, and start controlling your life. After two years, she/he drives you so crazy that you are forced to murder him/her, and your parents find out. They call the cops, and you are forced to flee the country, change your name and move to Mexico, where you catch the Swine flu and you die. Then, you have to deal with your dorky cousin in the afterlife, which is eternal.

I wish my brother's band would go practice elsewhere.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted they practice in your room

I wish that this song I am listening to didn't make me so sad

[Logan Kings]

Granted,
But every song after is makes you feel depressed, and you commit suicide.

I wish my dad would come home.

[broadwaylights]

Granted,
But then you find that your dad ticks you off, so you go to a party with a bunch of friends to get him off your mind, get drunk, fall off a bridge, and die.

I wish that I went to Hogwarts. xD

[Logan Kings]

Granted,
But you get murdered by Death Eaters on your first day.

I wish I could go see the new HP movie

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted but somehow you get a cheap copy which is not the real movie and you can't get to a cinema

I wish that I was feeling better

[broadwaylights]

Granted.
You're in a coma.

I wish that my friend would come back from her RV trip and visit me already. xD

[Logan Kings]

Granted, but it turns out she was murdered, and is now a zombie. She scratches you, turning you into a zombie, and the two of you get blown up by the Brittish Navy.

I wish I could go see Orphan.

[Nikita Snape]

Granted,
but when you go see it, the person behind you, kicks your seat through the whole movie, making you jump, and they spill their coke on your head. WHOOPS! XDD

I wish I could go to Ireland

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted but while you are there the IRA start attacking people and you get caught up in the trauma and get killed

I wish that I could get a boyfriend

[Nikita Snape]

Granted,
You get a boyfriend, but when you kiss him he throws up in your mouth, and you dump him.

I wish I could see France, from my window.

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted but then they nuc where you are because your town or city didn't give the frech what they wanted

I wish that my parents would let me go and see Newton Fawlkner

[Nikita Snape]

Granted,
you go there, and have a ball... but someone kidnapps you! BYE!

I wish that I could see my horse.

[Logan Kings]

Granted,
But you're horse bites your finger off, and you shoot it.

I wish i could participate in Street Wars.

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted but you don't realise that it is real and they kill you

I wish that my friend wasnt moving in two days