GRANTED! But, there's sooo much delicious food that you consume it all, and blow up like a balloon. You try to fit in your cheerleading uniform, BUT it rips... a lot. Let's just say you can't even see what colors it use to have on it. THEN you're shunned from your friends because they are embarrassed of your fat ass... ): SUXS!
I wish I wasn't sooo cold right now. {{I WORE A FREAKING PULL OVER WITH MY HOT BLANKET DIALED UP TO HIGH! I WAS FREEZING!!!!}}
Post by Xavier Anthony Blake on Nov 26, 2009 21:42:35 GMT
Granted. Now, you are on the sun, but somethign has gone wrong. You cannot die, though you feel plently of pain as you watch your very skin melt right off your bones, and cringe as your very bones turn into ashes.
You can. But, once you get there, you discover that your house has been demolished to build a Marshmallow Peep factory, and your family was still inside when the wrecking ball hit it. You spend the rest of your life desping Marshmallow Peeps, and, when you are old, you get a rare disease, to which the only cure is eating a thousand marshmallow peeps. You refuse and die.