Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Victoire Weasley]

The Corrupt-A-Wish game is very simple. The objective of the game is to grant the person's wish, but at the same time, ruin it. For example, imagine me and this person named bob were playing. It would go like this:

Me- I wish for a pony
Bob- Wish granted. You get a pony but it tramples you.

Then Bob would make a wish, and a person after him would grant it horribly, and wish for something else. It's pretty simple. I'll start.

I wish for a gallon of chocolate milk.

[Teddy Lupin]

Granted, but somehow you manage to drown in it.

I wish I could be a superhero.

[Victoire Weasley]

Wish Granted, but your cape gets caught in a jet plane. Bye-Bye

I wish for a million dollars.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But I light your room piled high with one dollar bills on fire.
You're inside.
Whoops..

I wish for a sailboat.

[Teddy Lupin]

Granted, but then T-Pain comes along with Andy Samberg and continue to sing "I'm on a Boat" over and over again.

I wish I could have a box of Smarties.

[Lysander Scamander]

Granted.

But you eat them all way to quickly causing you brain to explode from to much information.

I wish for the ability to walk though walls.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
However, you end up getting stuck in a wall one day and thus, starve to death because not even your mother loves you enough to bring you food each day.

I wish for a dozen tiger lilies.

[Lily Potter]

Granted.
But somehow, the tiger lilies turn into tigers and attack you.

I wish for a pie.

[Charlotte Riddle]

Granted.
But then suddenly a dozen black birds fly out of it and peck you to death.

I wish for the chance to meet The Joker, behind a plexiglass window.

[scorpius]

Wish granted.
But there's an unlocked door within the plexiglass window. He escapes and kidnaps you. We never heard from you again...

I wish for the ability of teleportation.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted

but you get stuck in limbo between two places in a toilet

I wish for the power if invisibility or have an invisibility cloak

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted..
But it's permanent so the bus doesn't see you and you get hit.
Bye byee.

I wish for a snazzy wristwatch.

[Kianthra Lestrange]

Granted.
But this certain snazzy wristwatch is on your wrist too tight and you end up losing all the circulation in you hand. Ouch...

I wish for my best friend's helicopter to arrive and rescue me from my Chemistry exam

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
Unfortunately, once you get on the helicopter, it crashes and you die in a fiery inferno.
Too bad, so sad.

I wish to win the lottery.

[Kianthra Lestrange]

Granted.
But 400 Million other people do on the same draw so you only win one dollar. Bad luck

I wish to learn how to speak Italian