Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted
Yet as soon as he hangs up the mascot costume and someone takes over, the new mascot is signed for the big league along with lots of money and holidays around the world and your boyfriend is left with homework and only $1.80.

I wish that I could play the piano.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted
But, as soon as you learn, your Piano catches fire and you die in a fiery inferno

I wish my little sister would stop playing Boogie. (It's killing me)

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted
Yet she begins to sing loudly and dance around the room before switching off your computer. Argh!

I wish I could make a mime artist laugh

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
But, because you runined that mime's dream, he now stalkes you.

I wish for world peace

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But the sun blows up earlier than expected and we all die.
So much for peace.

I wish that I could sleep in tomorrow.

[Teddy Lupin]

Granted, but you oversleep and miss your party with the Queen, she is so upset that she kills you.
Little drastic queeny.

I wish I had a pet lamb.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
However, it has rabies and bites you.
Then dies.
Poor lamby-wamby.

I wish I could meet Mary Poppins.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
But Mary Poppins decides taht she doesn't like you and hits you with her magical umbrella, while sending evil dancing penguins after you.

I wish I could be in an X-Men movie

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
You get pushed off a building and die in the movie.

I wish I could sing really well.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But you now sing so well, you are kidnapped by music producers who force you to be the Voice of Miley Cyrus, because, in real life, she can't actually sing.

I wish that I knew hown to break dance.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But you get caught up in a street gang because they love your dancing and you get arrested and tried for murder.
Sucks to be you.

I wish I was flexible.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But now you're so flexible, you're stuck in the shape of a pretzel.

I wish for chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But I steal it, cause I want some.

I wish my cello didn't have a wolf in it.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
It now has a rabid bear in it. (What's a cello?)

I wish for that Star Trek had been a better movie.

[Rosie Lupin]

{A cello's an instrument.
And the expression 'having a wolf in my cello' means that when I play one of the notes, it buzzes.}
Granted.
It's better by just a little bit.

I wish I wasn't addicted to Swedish Fish.