Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But, your teacher teaches you a dirty version of Italian, then drops you off in Italy.
The local monks burn you on a stake.
They think you're a witch.

I wish I could be Indiana Jones' sidekick.

[Kianthra Lestrange]

Granted
Yet as he is so afraid of snakes, he pushes you into a snake pit and uses you as a bridge to cross.

I wish I could be better at html

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted
But now you're so good at html that the Mafia kidnaps you and forces you to make them a million snazzy websites.

I wish that I didn't have to help set up my school's senior carnival.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted
but everyone else helps and they start to think that you are selfish and that you do not care about any of them and they all avoid you and spread rumours about you that means you get kicked out of school (poor thing)

I wish that I could meet my celebrity crush and we fall in love.

[Teddy Lupin]

Granted, but the paparazzi join you're love affair and you two have to break things off because lots of dirty rumors get spread. Also, his publicist says it's for the better, and he's one of the guys who always listens to his publicist. Darn.

I wish exams weren't next week.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
They're this week.

I with for an unlimited supply of Swedish Fish.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
But all the Swedish Finsh come to life and eat you.

I wish for a tub of Cookies and Cream Ice Cream.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But your metabolism suddenly disappears and you get so fat that you have a heart attack and die.
Poor you.

I wish for a cup of grape juice.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
But the juice was magical Grape Juice and turns you into a Grape Juice breathing dragon. You are then slayed by a random nerd with a plastic lightsaber.

I wish I had neon pink hair.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But everyone thinks it's so obnoxious that they kill you.
Sucks for you.

I wish for a pony.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
But turns out that the pony was stolen, and the police come and arrest you.

I wish for a new toaster.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But your toast gets stuck and, stupidly, you stick a fork in to get it.
You electricute yourself.

I wish I could travel back in time and be a princess in a French court.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
But the French people revolt and murder you and your family, putting a Toaster on the throne.

I wish it wasn't raining.

[Rosie Lupin]

Wish granted.
It's flooding.

I wish for an eighth Harry Potter book.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but voldermort comes back to life and kills everyone so the story has a sad ending. You also get caughed as you had stolen it before release date and get arrested

I wish that my teachers finally get a move on and either tell me that they have, and give me a ticket to Wimbledon or they say they havn't so that mum and I can choose a day to go and queue up for tickets on the day.