Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
Now you're burning in a fire that just so happened to invade your house.

I wish that Monday would never come.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
But, because of the lack of a seventh day, the world stops turning, and everyone lives forever. But, because everyone lives forever, nobody can be born, and nobody can grow. Mad chaos breaks out, and the countires of the world send out nuclear weapons in their ignormat insanity. And everyone blames you

I wish for a new laptop.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But it's a crap laptop and explodes on your head.
Not sure how it got on your head, but whatever.

I wish that I didn't have to be on a plane at three in the morning on Tuesday.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted
You have to be on a plane at one in the morning on Monday. (How long are you gonna be in Hondouras?)

I wish the Jonas brothers would die in a hole, that I wasn't in.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but they find out that you signed their death warrent and come and haunt you with their music 24/7 till you kill yourself (sorry)

I wish that I was feeling better

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
Now you feel so good that you think you can fly.
And fail terribly
(Two whole weeks, Sparkle. God, I feel like I'm abandoning you guys.)

I wish I didn't have to go to Honduras.

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted but you stay here and your computer dies and internet connection dies in your house for two weeks so you can't post here anyway

I wish that my legs didn't ache.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
Now everythign else does.
(Aww! I'm gonna miss you!)

I wish I had enough non-laziness to write Logan's Application for the final hurdle.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but you write it and it is rejected (sorry)

I wish that my computer speakers were working.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But they only go on one level of loudness and that's fricken LOUD.
So your ear drums rupture and blood comes pouring out of your ears, drowning you.
So sad.
(I'm gonna miss you guys too!)

I wish that someone would murder the president of Honduras so that I wouldn't have to go.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
But, they decide that bringing Hitler back to life and making him their president would be best. You go, and he murders all of you and all of your friends because your hair and eyes weren't the 'correct' shade or color.

I wish my parents were home. (I wanna go swimming!)

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted but they come home and have so much work to do they have to neglect you

I wish that I had the new iphone

[Teddy Lupin]

Granted, but you overload it with apps and it explodes! D:

I wish all the Beatles were still alive.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but they are told by their manager that they have to modenise their music and they start doing R'n'B (big mistake!)

I wish that my dad would get tickets to the Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince soon for the first day it is out.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But the movie sucks

I wish my muse would come back.