Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Teddy Lupin]

Granted, but your muse is in German, so whatever you write only those who speak German may understand.

I wish I had my permit.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but you drive terribly and you get arrested and put into jail and the permit is taken from you.

By the way what is a muse?

I wish that I was Roger Federer today.

[Teddy Lupin]

Granted, but right before your first match, you hit yourself in the head with your racket. You get stuck in the Hospital all day, plus, you can't remember who the heck you are.

I wish I was a Thunderbird, with one of their cool car/planes.

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted, unfortunately you are the youngest thunderbird who has to stay in school whilst the older siblings go and save the world. Unlucky...

I wish I could go to Japan

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But Japan has an intense Revolution while you're there and you get trapped within the borders of the island for all eternity.

I wish I could learn to put contacts in.

[Teddy Lupin]

Granted, but while doing it you poke yourself in the eye so many times that you made yourself blinder, meaning you can't wear contacts anymore since your are technically blind without your glasses, and the contacts wouldn't work because they are so thick.

I wish I was going away to camp again.

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted, but then you won't be able to talk to us lovely people

I wish that I wasnt addicted to carbs

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
You're now addicted to old people.
(By the way, my dear James, a muse is anti-version of writer's block. When I say I've lost my muse, it means I have writer's block)

I wish I could go bungee jumping.

[Lily Potter]

Granted
Before you jump, your carzy stallker guy breaks the bungee rope and pushes you off.
SorryXD

I wish I could get a cat.

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted but it is an evil cat and scratches you all the time

I wish that it wasnt raining

[Lily Potter]

Granted
But you get struck by lighting.'

I wish I did't have to go to the dentist today.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted, you ahve to go into hospital instead for your appendix out

I wish that I could play tennis now

[Lily Potter]

Granted
But you get hit in the head by 18 tennis balls

I wish I didn't have to go to school in five weeks.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted you have to go tomorrow (and lol I actually did play tennis!)

I wish that my friend's plane letter would write itself

[Lily Potter]

Granted
But it says that you hate your friend and you never see them again.

I wish I could go to my dad's house.