Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but your parents ground you for that last month to make you study.

I wish that I could get on the computer when I am in Scotland.

[Victoire Weasley]

GRanted, but the computer takes over your mind

I wish I could get a new laptop

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but it breaks the first minute you use it and you can't take it back

I wish that Teddy would post in watch

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted, But Teddy kills James

I wish I could exert enough effort to actually roleplay

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but you get stuck roleplaying the whole time and dont have a social life off of here

I wish that I had more energy

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted, so you decide to run around the world. The cops arrest you for speeding.

I wish I wasn't so lazy

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but you are hyper all the time

I wish that I had more time

[Logan Kings]

Granted, you now have forever, because you are now a rock.

I wish I had a cookie

[Odette Stonewood]

Granted, but it's made out of plastic.

I wish I had an alpaca!

[Olivia Zariah Ryall]

Granted but it kills you. XD

I wish my crazy teacher would chill out.

[Logan Kings]

Granted, but your teacher suddenly thinks that you are too crazy, and gives you detention.

I wish I had classes with my friends, this year.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but you all get detention the whole time because you are always talking.

I wish that I could play guitar

[Olivia Zariah Ryall]

Granted but it breaks in half.
I wish that I had a drink of lemonade....

[Odette Stonewood]

Granted, but it was ridiculously expensive and now you're broke. =P

I wish that I had magical powers. xD

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted, so the government kidnaps you and pokes you with knives to figure out how you got them.

I wish Weegie would fix A New Dawn