Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but it is so good you abandon us (please don't!)

I wish that my parents will let me keep the webcam

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted, but it busts as soon as you turn it on. And I won't, Jamesy. I jus wanna use my new charrie.

I wish for a talking pony (Wtf. I dunno. First thign that came to mind)

[Olivia Zariah Ryall]

Granted, but the pony tells you off so you get mad and kick it therefore breaking its legs.

I wish for another Ugly Doll, to match my orange Ox. :]]

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but it comes to life and kills you

I wish that my things will pack themselves

[Odette Stonewood]

Granted, but they do it so sloppily that you have to repack everything.

I wish our football (American) team would finally win a game.

[Olivia Zariah Ryall]

Granted, when they do the other team beats the poo out of them. :]]

I wish that it would feel like time moves a bit faster.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted, you lived and a second later, or so it feels, you died.

I wish my high school Football (American) could win a game.

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted but they win one and it turns out that they are all on steroids and get disqualified.

I wish that I could get a guitar

[Olivia Zariah Ryall]

Granted, but when you do all the strings break and since they are very sharp cut you hand off. :]]

I wish the that Federer would lose this tennis match because he's stupid and just fell like a pathetic little boy.

[Logan Kings]

Granted, but he comes to your house to live with you and irritate you, because after he lost, he lost all of his stardom, and figured you give him a place to stay since you ruined him.

I wish I could channel all of this sudden creativity into one of my rps. (Everytime I get there, I draw a blank)

[Olivia Zariah Ryall]

Granted, when you do your creativity well drys up therefore leaving you with no talent. Lol. ((
Not really :]]])))
I wish that Serena Williams will have a heart attack on the tennis courts for packing down too many crispy cream dounuts.. ((I don't really like the famous tennis players, I hope Oudin wins US Open.....))

[Zoey Abercrombie]

Strange, but granted, still she magically recovers and still wins, how lucky...

I wish that I could go to Disneyland

[Olivia Zariah Ryall]

Granted, yet Disneyland brakes down the whole place exploding. XDD

I wish that NeverShoutNever! was touring in America. DX

[Logan Kings]

Granted, but you get to play Cinderella the only night you have tickets for, and are forced to clean the house while your family and friends go to the concert.

I wish my friend's other friends weren't so depressingly emo.

[Olivia Zariah Ryall]

Granted! Yet all of the sudden they become popular jerks and turn your friend into one!

I wish that Ellen Page's new movie would come out sooner.