Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But, the first time you do, it burns down and you die.
*sniff* Such a sad story.

I wish that my room was clean without me cleaning it.

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted but it is only clean because your mother has come in and chucked all your stuff away without your permission

I wish that my results are good

[Teddy Lupin]

Granted, but your parents still aren't pleased. (I think your talking about marks)

I wish I had some money for iTunes.

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted but you overspend and your bank has to give you a special overdraft and your parents see and tell you off

I wish I could automatically have tickets to every match played by Federer

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But they're all stored in the room you're smoking in.
You drop the cigarette and BAM!
You burn to a crisp.

I wish my iTunes account would work.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But it suddenly starts downloading randomly innapropriate songs, and your parents see, and ground you for life. Then the cops come and give you a life sentence in a cell with an ax murderer for illegally downloading songs form the internet.

I wish that I was prettier, and that I wouldn't get suddenly fat, hated, or aneorexic.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
You are now so pretty that everyone wants to be you.
So they all do.
And now everyone looks exactly the same.
Wow, WAY TO GO!

I wish that I didn't have intense writer's block ALL THE TIME.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
Now you have so many ideas your head explodes.
Ha-ha!

I wish people on Neopets weren't so illiterate.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But now everyone's so literate that they write pages and pages.
The site crashes and ceases to exist.

I wish that I was better at piano and cello.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
But now your so good, you are murdered by fanboys.

I wish Victoire had a pretty picture like Rosie's.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But now your picture is so pretty that all our eyes burn out and this site has to shut down.
Cause blind people really can't roleplay.
(And thanks. xD)

I wish that I didn't eat so much.
God, I'm like a bear, or something else that eats a lot.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
You now eat so little that you die of starvation. You're still skinny though.

I wish Land of the Lost had been a better movie.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But now it's so great that you die watching it.

I wish my cello didn't give me calluses.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
It's gives you a broken arm.

I wish I had a life.

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted but you are so wanted by your friends that you end up arguing with them all and ailienating yoursel

I wish that my sponsered walk wasn't the day after tomorrow