Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[scorpius]

Granted.
Your grandfather loves dances!

I wish I didn't have to take my test today.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
You have to take your test tonight at midnight.
Have fun staying awake!

I wish my suitcase for Honduras would pack itself.

[scorpius]

Granted.
But your suitcase decided you didn't need any pants.
Now you get to go to Honduras pantless, yikes!

I wish Wednesday would come faster so that I could go to camp.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But it skips Tuesday and that's the day that you WOULD have won the lottery.
If you hadn't skipped.
Sadnesss.

I wish that popcorn had no fat or calories in it, but it still tasted the same.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
You're now obsessed with pocorn and kill forty people to get it. You are arrested and given the death penalty. Bye-Bye!

I wish my hair was black.

[Corliss Malfoy]

Granted.
One day ravens fly oiut of your hair and peck your eyes out.
Ouch!

I wish for a Coke.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But someone happened to drop some poison in there earlier.
See ya in heaven!

I wish I didn't have to wake up at three in the morning to walk in the Relay for Life.

[Charlotte Riddle]

Granted.
But now you have to wake up at 2 in the morning, and you can't find your shoes.
You walk barefoot, have fun with that.

I wish I didn't have to watch the nascar, and see the cars go in circle after circle after circle.

[Teddy Lupin]

Granted, you still have to see them, but now they go around in square after square after square.

I wish I had some lemonade.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But that lemonade is radioactive, turning you into a monster, whom the army shoots down in a massive shooting. Bye Weegie!

I wish my school sent us our schedules earlier.

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted
but your schedule is sent at the beginning of summer and it is crap and you get so depressed in summer that you kill yourself bye bye

I wish that I could get a boyfriend this summer

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But you find out two weeks later that your boyfriend is gay and he thought that you were a guy.

I wish my iPod wasn't broken

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But it only has space for one song on it.
Boy, that's one crappy iPod.

I wish that I was better with people so that all the Hondurans down south don't hate my guts.

[Charlotte Riddle]

Granted, but now everybody but the Hondurans hate you.
Have fun leaving to another country.

I wish that I could go see Half-blood prince before anyone else!!! XD

[James Sirius Potter]

Granted, but it turns out to be such a waste of money that driven by dissapointment you kill yourself. Sorry

I wish I could play at Wimbledon