Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but it's terrible and makes you want to kill yourself (by the way what is wrong with Federer he is amazing!!!!)

I wish that Nadal would win the US Open

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted, but hes killed by a rival the day after

I wish I was smarter

[Lilah Krum]

Granted,
but soon enough everyone gets angry that you keep dissing every word they say. You become obnoxious, and everyone hates you. You never get married and eventually have 100 cats. (:

I wish I could go to sleep (:

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted but you go to sleep for a hundred years, waiting for a handsome prince to turn up. Sadly his satnav breaks down and never finds his way to you. How sad...

I wish I could write conclusions to essays.

[Zoey Abercrombie]

Granted but now you can only write conclusions, so the rest of your essay is simply rubbish

I wish people would post in my relationships page =]

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted but everyone's characters all begin to hate you...D:

I wish I didn't have a Latin Essay due for tomorrow.

[Olivia Zariah Ryall]

Granted, it's due saturday because the little elves hate you. XD

I wish that NJHS didn't have so many requirements.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted it lets terrorists in

I wish that I didn't have a shite day today

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted, instead you have a shite day everyday D:

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Olivia Zariah Ryall]

Granted, a genie tells you what to wish before your consent and your now live in twisted Wonderland where people are trying to kill you......

I wish that Oudin didn't lose in US Open....

[Logan Kings]

Granted he won, but was suddenly convicted of a crime he did not commit, and was sentenced to death. He haunts you forevermore because death is boring and he had nothing better to do.

I wish I could rp more with Victoire

[Lily Potter]

Granted, but then Corliss kills her because she gets too annoying!

I wish Zane would get onn!!!!!!!!!!!

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but he replies so well that you can't reply because you have no ideas and you are intimidated by him

I wish that I didn't make the wrong decision

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted, you make the right decision, so the Faeries of Perfection have to kill you.

I wish people would stop sending me retarded forwards.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted no one sends you anything.

I wish that I was feeling better