Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Victoire Weasley]

(Oh my god. I was pronoucing it like sello. No wonder I had no idea what it was. I really should be a Ravenclaw!)

Granted.
Your now addicted to oreos

I wish I wasn't such a moron.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
Now you're an idiot.

I wish for a bright shiny day.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
It's so bright and sunny you go blind.

I wish for my muse back.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But it leaves a second after it comes back.

I wish I was a better writer.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
You're only a word better, though.

I wish Ash Ketchum would die.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
However, he comes back to life as a zombie and haunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish school would start up again. I'm bored of summer.

[Victoire Weasley]

Wish Granted.
But you are mobbed by random preps when you get there.

I wish I could tell Jazzie the secret.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But the Kianthra comes to life and murders you cause you spilled.
Too bad, I'd so like to know.

I wish that I wasn't so out of shape.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But now you're so in shape, everyone thinks you're a man.

I wish I would have gone to Hogwarts when I was eleven.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But you got murdered by Voldemort in your second year.

I wish that the Harry Potter world was real and that I could do magic.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted.
But the ministyr gives you to a Dementor for doing magic outsid eof school.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
You sleep until your death eighty years from now.

I wish I could be a unicorn.

[Teddy Lupin]

Granted, you are now a horse with a horn sticking out of your shoulder.
The guy who created you was under the influence, apparently.

I wish it wasn't so sunny when I have exams to do.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
There's now a hurricane going on outside.
Have fun doing exams!

I wish I could get this song outta my head.

[Charlotte Riddle]

Granted.
But you get it stuck in everyone else's head and they banish you.

I wish I could actually to American Idol Auditions.