Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Zane Lestrange]

Granted.
Unfortunately as soon as you stand in front of the judges, you faint and are carried out on a stretcher never to return. No singing for you.

I wish everyone would hurry up and post in the Summer Ball.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But everyone posts at the same time, crashing the site.

I wish I was a werewolf.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But you tear yourself apart because you think you see a human on you.

I wish I was Trixie Belden.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted
But you are mysteriously murdered while you were investigating a pet snatching.

I wish I had some lemonade. (It's hot here)

[lydia]

Granted.
But you can only have one glass, and it's so good that it drives you mad when you finish it because you can never have another cup again. You end up in the loony bin.
Ouch.

I wish I could meet Flapjack and we'd be bestest friends.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But somehow, you get into a huge fist-fight and you both die.

I wish that I didn't have such big gums.

[scorpius]

Granted.
But now you have no gums at all and your teeth rot and fall out.

I wish my boyfriend didn't tell me unneeded details.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
Except he now doesn't tell you anything.
Have fun with a mute boyfriend.

I wish that summer here wasn't so cold.

[scorpius]

Granted.
Today's forcast is a low of 300 degree farenheit.
Don't forget the sunblock, now!

I wish there were such things as virtual reality video games...

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
You play the first one and it malfunctions on you.
Bye bye Aeryn!

I wish that I didn't have to write thank-you cards for my birthday.

[scorpius]

(Gee, thanks XP)
Granted.
But now everyone thinks you're a stiff because you didn't write a simple 'thank-you' card.
Was your wish really worth it?

I wish I could be a wedding photographer.

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But your camera blows up and you burn down the church.
God gets mad a you.

I wish that I had a better memory.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted,
But you remember everything, and drive people crazy, leaving you to be a sad, lonely hermit.

I wish it was Friday

[Rosie Lupin]

Granted.
But the world ends on Friday.

I wish I was eating mashed potatoes right now.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted
But you are now being force fed poisonous mashed potates by Al Capone.

I wish I had a date to the School's Out Dance my teachers are throwing us students.