Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but they are terrible presents which makes you depressed

I wish that I could have something fun to do on a saturday night?

[Corliss Malfoy]

Granted, but you have SO much fun that everyone becomes very angry at you and never talks to you again.

I wish I had some garlic toast.

[Rowen Hemingway]

Granted,but it makes your breath smell awful for weeks, no matter how much you brush your teeth.

I wish I lived in England D;

[Kianthra Lestrange]

Granted, but for every day you live there it rains constantly and you never see the sun again. {Yay for UK!}

I wish I could visit America.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted but wen you are there they get hit by a tornado and you get killed.

I wish that I could get 2 paramore tickets

[Zoey Abercrombie]

Granted, but the gig you get the tickets for is cancelled due to an electric storm.

I wish I had a box of chocolates.

[Victoire Weasley]

Granted, and they're form Zane. Or so you think. After you eat one, you find a note form Nikita and Lily that says Haha, bye bye. Turns out that the chocolate was poisoned and you die.

I wish I could write a best selling novel.

[Lily Potter]

Granted, but someone sues you for stealing their ideas and you are convicted for muder somehow. You are put on death row and killed before they figure out that the woman that was supposed to die was just set free.

-pokes Vikki's post- That would be funny....

I wish Roise wouldn't be angry with Lily.

[Kianthra Lestrange]

Granted, she's not angry with you. She just ignores you all the time. It's as if you don't exist.

-gives cookie to Sparkle- I agree...

I wish I could have some Ben & Jerry's ice cream!

[Lily Potter]

Granted
But, sadly, Charlotte was angry with some Hufflepuff and tolf a first year to send the ice cream to them. She got sidetracked and sat the ice cream down. You ate it, and it was poisioned so you die. Sorry!

I wish my dog didn't smell so bad.

[Xavier Anthony Blake]

Granted. Your dog's breath smells so good now, that Scientists coem and take it away to discover why it smells so wonderful. Turns out, you dog has a highly contagious disease that makes your breath smell nice, but your hair falls out, you loose your sight, and your entire body feels like it's on fire. Luckily, none of the scientists caught it, but unluckily, you and your whole family tested positive. You spend the rest of your life in agonizing quarntine.

I wish my friends wouldn't talk in riddles.

[Lily Potter]

Granted,
They all speak German and you don't understand one word of it.

I wish I wasn't so obbessed with garlic toast.

[James Sirius Potter]

granted you are obsessed with Chocolate instead

I wish that I could think about what I want to do at University

[Xavier Anthony Blake]

Granted, but the subject you wish to go into is only avaliable at one very specific university. There are two problems. One, it's on the other side of the planet, and two, it's very expensive. But, you decide to attend this place, using up every penny of your and you families' back accounts. Whent he first semester starts, you find out that it is not a true university, but a UNiversity of Evil, where cheating, lying, and killing other students are encouraged, as long as it doesn't atrract the attention of the police. When you sit down to your first class, you find out someone was tryign to kill your professor and blows up the room with a homemade bomb. You survive, but your face is half melted off. Later, the University is discovered, and you are framed. The jury sentences you to death by lashes.

I wish my art teacher wasn't such a mother ******* ***** monkey.

[Corliss Malfoy]

Granted
But she finds out that you called her that and beats you to death with a big rock. Nice knowing you!

I wish I had more toast!